21 9 / 2014

"So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what."

21 9 / 2014

catsgifscats:

Kitty gon rage.

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21 9 / 2014

21 9 / 2014

beppski:

Play Cat!

beppski:

Play Cat!

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21 9 / 2014

aeriereal:

Looking for the best bras and undies to wear under white? Fit and style expert, Jenny Altman, is here with her favorite no-show picks to help you get the most mileage out of your white jeans, shorts, tops and LWD’s (Little White Dresses!) for summer.

aeriereal:

Looking for the best bras and undies to wear under white? Fit and style expert, Jenny Altman, is here with her favorite no-show picks to help you get the most mileage out of your white jeans, shorts, tops and LWD’s (Little White Dresses!) for summer.

21 9 / 2014

thedollshlop:

Finn the human pattern I suggest using weight 2 yarns for tighter stitches
I used:
2.5 mm hook
2 mm hook
Weight 1 Royal blue, Light blue, White, Flesh and Black
For the Face
Using flesh and 2mm hook
Ch6
R1: sk 1st, sc sc, sc, sc, 2sc increase Flip chain sc, sc, sc, sc 2sc increase. Slst ch1 (12 sts)
R2: 2sc increase, sc, sc, sc, 2sc increase, sc, 2sc increase, sc, sc, sc, 2sc increase, sc. Slst ch1 (16 sts)
R3: 2sc increase, sc, sc, sc, sc, sc, 2sc increase, sc, 2sc increase, sc, sc, sc, sc, sc, 2sc increase, sc. Slst FO. (20 sts) Sew on eyes and mouth
For ears (make 2)
Using white and 2mm hook
Ch4
R1: sc, sc, 2sc inc. Flip. 2sc, sc, sc For body Using royal blue and 2.5 mm hook Ch5 R1: sk1, sc, sc, sc, 2sc inc FLIP sc, sc, sc, 2sc inc. Slst ch1 (10 sts)
R2: 2sc inc in each st. Slst ch1 (20 sts)
R3: sc around (20 sts)
R4: 2sc inc, sc, sc, sc, sc, sc, sc, sc, 2sc inc, sc, 2sc inc, sc, sc, sc, sc, sc, sc, sc, 2sc inc, sc. Slst ch1 (24 sts)
R5: sc around (24 sts)
Slip stitch light blue ch 1 Work 11 rounds of 24 stitches with light blue.
Slip stitch white ch 1 Work 6 rows of white
R23: (sc2tog, 1sc, 1sc) around (18 sts)
R24: (sc2tog, 1sc) around (12 sts) Stuff firmly.
R25: sc2tog around (6 sts) FO close hole
For Arms (make 2)
Using flesh and 2mm hook
Magic Loop
R1: 6sc tighten slst ch1
R2-10: sc around (6 sts) Join light blue
R11-15: sc around (6 sts) FO.
For Legs (make 2)
Using royal blue and 2mm hook
Magic loop
R1: 6sc tighten slst ch1
R2: Back Loops Only sc around (6 sts)
R3-5: through both loops, sc around (6sts)
Join Flesh
R6-13: sc around slst ch 1 (6 sts)
Join white
R14-15: sc around slst ch 1(6sts)
Join black
R16: sc around slst ch1
R17: sc in each sc DO NOT JOIN IN A CIRCLE!! Turn ch1
R18-19: sc each st turn ch 1 (6 sts)
R20: sc each st & sc down the 1st side up the 2nd side slst to the 1st stitch of R20. FO.
Sew the shoe close using running stitch weave in. The running stitch should be the bottom of the shoe
Sew the parts as shown in the picture.
Hope nothing was too complicated. Enjoy ^^
Copyright: For personal use only, please don’t sell or reproduce the pattern on your website and credit me. You are not allowed to profit in anyway from my patterns be it the finished product or the pattern itself. Finished products given as donations and gifts are A-Ok. I hold all the rights to my work ^_^

thedollshlop:

Finn the human pattern I suggest using weight 2 yarns for tighter stitches

I used:

2.5 mm hook

2 mm hook

Weight 1 Royal blue, Light blue, White, Flesh and Black

For the Face

Using flesh and 2mm hook

Ch6

R1: sk 1st, sc sc, sc, sc, 2sc increase Flip chain sc, sc, sc, sc 2sc increase. Slst ch1 (12 sts)

R2: 2sc increase, sc, sc, sc, 2sc increase, sc, 2sc increase, sc, sc, sc, 2sc increase, sc. Slst ch1 (16 sts)

R3: 2sc increase, sc, sc, sc, sc, sc, 2sc increase, sc, 2sc increase, sc, sc, sc, sc, sc, 2sc increase, sc. Slst FO. (20 sts) Sew on eyes and mouth

For ears (make 2)

Using white and 2mm hook

Ch4

R1: sc, sc, 2sc inc. Flip. 2sc, sc, sc For body Using royal blue and 2.5 mm hook Ch5 R1: sk1, sc, sc, sc, 2sc inc FLIP sc, sc, sc, 2sc inc. Slst ch1 (10 sts)

R2: 2sc inc in each st. Slst ch1 (20 sts)

R3: sc around (20 sts)

R4: 2sc inc, sc, sc, sc, sc, sc, sc, sc, 2sc inc, sc, 2sc inc, sc, sc, sc, sc, sc, sc, sc, 2sc inc, sc. Slst ch1 (24 sts)

R5: sc around (24 sts)

Slip stitch light blue ch 1 Work 11 rounds of 24 stitches with light blue.

Slip stitch white ch 1 Work 6 rows of white

R23: (sc2tog, 1sc, 1sc) around (18 sts)

R24: (sc2tog, 1sc) around (12 sts) Stuff firmly.

R25: sc2tog around (6 sts) FO close hole

For Arms (make 2)

Using flesh and 2mm hook

Magic Loop

R1: 6sc tighten slst ch1

R2-10: sc around (6 sts) Join light blue

R11-15: sc around (6 sts) FO.

For Legs (make 2)

Using royal blue and 2mm hook

Magic loop

R1: 6sc tighten slst ch1

R2: Back Loops Only sc around (6 sts)

R3-5: through both loops, sc around (6sts)

Join Flesh

R6-13: sc around slst ch 1 (6 sts)

Join white

R14-15: sc around slst ch 1(6sts)

Join black

R16: sc around slst ch1

R17: sc in each sc DO NOT JOIN IN A CIRCLE!! Turn ch1

R18-19: sc each st turn ch 1 (6 sts)

R20: sc each st & sc down the 1st side up the 2nd side slst to the 1st stitch of R20. FO.

Sew the shoe close using running stitch weave in. The running stitch should be the bottom of the shoe

Sew the parts as shown in the picture.

Hope nothing was too complicated. Enjoy ^^

Copyright: For personal use only, please don’t sell or reproduce the pattern on your website and credit me. You are not allowed to profit in anyway from my patterns be it the finished product or the pattern itself. Finished products given as donations and gifts are A-Ok. I hold all the rights to my work ^_^

21 9 / 2014

rabbiz:

Amigurumi Pusheen Cats by Rabbiz Design Amigurumi

Website: www.rabbizdesign.com

Fanpage: www.facebook.com/RabbizAmigurumi

21 9 / 2014

21 9 / 2014

21 9 / 2014

durnesque-esque:

alltheworldsbackstage:

My Costumer taught me his bitter song, and it is guaranteed to make you feel better, especially if sang with a group of people joining in. So I thought I’d share it for any of you who might need it

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

If you’re bitter and sadistic and about to go balistic

If you’re bitter and you’re jaded clap your hands

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